theSIGNAL SPORT
5 November 2026
"Records are made to be broken, but only by those who refuse to respect them."
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Como players celebrate another goal during their record-equalling Champions League win away at Lens in France.
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Como Hit Nine in Lens Massacre

A newcomer to the Champions League equals the competition's record scoreline in France, as Anastasios Douvikas bags a hat-trick and Como's youngsters run riot.

Nine goals. Away from home. In their first Champions League season. Como did not just beat Lens 9-1 in France; they rewrote what a debutant is supposed to look like.

Anastasios Douvikas led the demolition with a hat-trick, but this was a collective rampage. Nico Paz added a goal and two assists, while Lucas Da Cunha, Marc-Oliver Kempf, Mattia Liberali, Martin Baturina and Matteo Papaccioli all joined the scoring. Lens, hosts and bystanders at once, simply could not find a way to slow the Italians down. The result equals the record for goals scored by one side in a single Champions League match, a mark previously reached only by Bayern Munich, who beat Dinamo Zagreb 9-2 in the league phase last year.

It is also the first time since Feyenoord thrashed Olympiakos in 1971 that a club has scored nine on the road in the European Cup. The margin of eight is rarer still. Only Liverpool, who beat Besiktas 8-0 in 2007, and Real Madrid, who beat Malmo by the same score in 2015, had managed it since the modern format began in 1992. Cesc Fàbregas's side now have three wins from four, and the pattern is hard to dismiss: they have already beaten RB Leipzig and Manchester United 4-1 at home.

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Como's away win equals the Champions League goals record
Discuss
  • Como scored nine on their Champions League debut; does inexperience sometimes free a team from the fear that holds others back?
  • Only three teams had won by eight goals since 1992; what does that rarity say about modern European football?
  • Valverde's late strike saved Real Madrid in Athens; how much does individual brilliance matter compared with tactics in tight games?
  • Is a 9-1 scoreline good for the Champions League's image, or does it show a gap between clubs?
  • Should heavy defeats like Lens's be seen as embarrassing, or simply as part of competing at the highest level?
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theSIGNAL IN THE LAB
1VOCABULARY
demolitionrampage
debutantthrashededged
wobblestarved of service
2GRAMMAR FOCUS
Discourse markers — contrast and concession (Nevertheless, Whereas, Despite)
Use 'Despite' (+ noun or -ing form) and 'Although' (+ clause) to concede a point, 'Whereas' to contrast two facts within one sentence, and 'Nevertheless' or 'However' to introduce a contrasting idea in a new sentence. 'Nevertheless' usually takes a comma, and 'Despite' and 'Although' can open a sentence while 'Whereas' normally links two clauses.
Despite · Nevertheless · Whereas · Although · However · In spite · While
  1. Como were playing in their first Champions League season; , they scored nine goals away from home.
  2. their lack of European experience, the Italians tore Lens apart in France.
  3. Como scored nine times in a single match, Bayern Munich's previous record-equalling win came against Dinamo Zagreb.
  4. Real Madrid twice fell behind against AEK Athens. , Federico Valverde's late strike kept their perfect record intact.
  5. Haaland's goal rescued Manchester City against Leipzig, Enzo Maresca admitted that both goals conceded were 'silly'.
  6. Manchester City ended a poor run with a win, their midfield control remained patchy and Haaland was starved of service.
3PHRASAL VERBS
Match the phrasal verb to its definition. All six appear in today’s articles.
  1. to dismiss something as unimportant or to refuse to treat it seriously (as in "the pattern is hard to ___")
  2. to appear or begin to happen, especially at a particular moment (as in "drama ___ late")
  3. to fail to be done or to stop existing, often gradually (as in "funding ___")
  4. to leave a situation or commitment, often unexpectedly (as in "stars ___")
  5. to be about to happen, in a way that feels threatening or unavoidable (as in "a fixture ___")
4CRITICAL THINKING
Both the Como romp and Manchester City's narrow escape show how a single result can tell a misleading story about a team. When you read a dramatic scoreline or a tense, late win, what other evidence would you want before deciding whether a side is truly strong or simply fortunate? Consider how journalists, fans and managers each shape the way a result is remembered.
5CREATIVE · HEADLINES
Write a headline for the top story in each of the following styles. One line each, no explanation:
  • TABLOID NEWSPAPER
  • LUXURY MAGAZINE
  • ACTIVIST BLOG
6WRITING
Imagine you are the Como dressing-room photographer, or a Lens supporter in the stand, and describe the final ten minutes of the match from that point of view. Focus on the sounds, the atmosphere and your own shifting emotions rather than on the goals themselves.
7DEGREES OF EXTREMITY
Complete each ladder from mild to strong.
  • a comfortable win→→
  • a slight wobble→→
  • a little relieved→→
  • a small mistake→→
  • a few cracks showing→→
  • losing momentum→→
8SPEAKING
  1. Which is worse for a manager: a heavy defeat or a run of narrow losses?
  2. Why do some clubs seem to collapse suddenly after years of success?
  3. Would you pay to watch a famous player who has left Europe for money?
  4. How should a captain react when the manager drops him from the team?