theSIGNAL SCIENCE
13 October 2026
"The universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose."
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Why Your Blood Isn't Honey — And Shouldn't Be

A London physicist argues that the universe's basic constants had to be tuned with unusual precision, or every cell on Earth would have seized up like cold syrup.

Picture a planet with oceans, sunlight and all the right chemistry for life — except every fluid on it behaves like tar. Blood would barely creep through veins. Nutrients would crawl, rather than rush, into cells. Nothing would metabolize fast enough to live.

This is the strange universe that physicist Kostya Trachenko, of Queen Mary University of London, has been imagining mathematically, and his conclusion is unsettling: it might not take much to turn our world into that one. In a study published in Science Advances, Trachenko builds on work from 2020, in which he and his colleagues discovered something odd about viscosity, the property that makes honey slow and water quick. There appears to be an absolute lower limit to how easily any liquid can flow, and that limit is set not by chemistry but by the fundamental constants of physics — things like the electron's charge and the Planck constant, the tiny number that governs the quantum world. These constants are the same everywhere, from Tokyo to Buenos Aires, and nobody really knows why they carry the exact values they do.

What Trachenko has now shown is that this viscosity limit is not just a curious footnote. It intersects directly with biology. Life depends on molecules diffusing through watery environments inside and between cells, a process that only works within a narrow range of fluid viscosity. Nudge the fundamental constants even slightly, he argues, and liquids across the cosmos could thicken past the point where cellular machinery functions at all — regardless of whether water, carbon and warmth are all present.

Photo: Benyamin Bohlouli / Unsplash
A droplet of liquid falls in slow motion, illustrating viscosity at work.
Discuss
  • Why might viscosity be a more fundamental constraint on life than temperature or chemistry alone?
  • If physical constants were slightly different elsewhere in the universe, could alien life simply adapt to thicker liquids?
  • Does this discovery support the idea that the universe is 'fine-tuned' for life, or does it undercut it?
Science

An Injection That Tells Fat Cells to Die

What if a drug could simply persuade fat cells to disappear? That is the idea behind CBL-514, an experimental injection unveiled in Milan at this year's European Association for the Study of Diabetes meeting. Rather than shrinking fat cells, it triggers apoptosis, their natural self-destruction. In trials, nearly 70% of participants lost significant hidden abdominal fat, the kind linked to diabetes, within eight weeks. Scientists, including Dr. W. Timothy Garvey in Alabama, now wonder something bigger: could it stop the weight regain so common after people quit drugs like Ozempic? Animals suggest yes.…
  • Could self-destructing fat cells replace weight-loss drugs entirely someday?
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Even relatively small changes to some of the universe's most basic physical constants could dramatically alter how liquids flow.
Kostya Trachenko, physicist, Queen Mary University of London
Science

Can Equations Help Crack Alzheimer's Code?

What if the clue to Alzheimer's lies not in a lab dish, but in an equation? At Mississippi State University, mathematician Shantia Yarahmadian is modeling how copper and zinc ions might trigger amyloid-beta proteins to clump into brain plaques. Published in the Bulletin of Mathematical Biology, his simulations let researchers test "what if" scenarios no microscope could show directly—like which chemical reactions most drive plaque growth. Math won't replace the lab, Yarahmadian insists. But it might point scientists toward the right experiments first.…
  • Could mathematical models replace years of costly lab experimentation someday?
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theSIGNAL IN THE LAB
1VOCABULARY
viscosityfundamental constants
diffusingapoptosishidden abdominal fat
amyloid-beta proteinsfine-tuned
2GRAMMAR FOCUS
Third conditional — hypothetical past
We use if + past perfect, + would have + past participle to talk about imaginary situations in the past and their unreal results. It describes things that didn't actually happen.
would have been · had not discovered · would have crept · had not triggered · would have stopped · had modeled · would have found
  1. If Trachenko the viscosity limit in 2020, he might never have connected it to biology.
  2. If the fundamental constants had been even slightly different, blood through veins like tar.
  3. Nutrients far too slowly into cells if the universe's physics had been nudged just a little.
  4. If CBL-514 apoptosis in fat cells, the trial participants would not have lost abdominal fat.
  5. If the drug worked, researchers would have stopped investigating its effect on weight regain.
  6. If Yarahmadian the copper and zinc interactions mathematically, scientists might not have known which reactions to test in the lab.
3PHRASAL VERBS
Match the phrasal verb to its definition. All six appear in today's articles.
  1. build on (something)
  2. crack (a code/problem)
  3. point (someone) toward (something)
  4. quit (a drug/habit)
  5. clump into (something)
4CRITICAL THINKING
The Alzheimer's researcher insists 'math won't replace the lab,' while the fat-cell injection moves straight into human trials. What does the relationship between theoretical modeling and physical experimentation look like across these three stories, and where should the balance lie?
5CREATIVE · HEADLINES
Write a headline for the top story in each of the following styles. One line each, no explanation:
  • TABLOID NEWSPAPER
  • LUXURY MAGAZINE
  • ACTIVIST BLOG
6WRITING
Imagine you could ask Kostya Trachenko one question about the implications of his viscosity theory for the search for alien life. Write the question and the answer you imagine he might give.
7DEGREES OF EXTREMITY
Complete each ladder from mild to strong.
  • slow→→
  • strange→→
  • worrying→→
  • change slightly→→
  • lose weight→→
  • suggest→→
8SPEAKING
  1. Would you trust a math model over a lab result?
  2. Should governments fund equation-based research like lab research?
  3. Is injecting cells to kill them ever risky long-term?
  4. Would you take a drug that destroys your own cells?